Deep Thought #37

I think the Little Mermaid caused the recession. Why? Well, the propaganda of her singing the phrases:

"I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more"

...has been simmering in the minds of young people since 1989, just long enough for us to feel we are entitled to everything (and more!)...

Deep Thought #36

Super Why has the most capable smartphone I've seen so far.

Deep Thought #35

I prefer the gratuitous violence of the Road Runner cartoon over the language of some of the characters in Clifford the Big Red Dog. At least the former cartoon is over the top...

Deep Thought #34

I think obese people have to very comfortable with people in their immediate space, since I was forced to be LITERALLY RIGHT BESIDE a certain man when he sat down beside me on the train. In fact, I suppose using the word "space" is incorrect to any degree in this case.

Deep Thought #33

You know you're dieting when you think you're cheating with an extra squeeze from the salad dressing bottle...

Deep Thought #32

"We are rice, because we drink rice milk, and you are cows because you drink cow milk." - Anya Salmon, age 3