#132: "Why do you like to enter this backdoor at school, Anya?" I asked one day. "Oh, it's because I like to look through the stuff at the lost and found box, to check if I've lost anything."

#131: "Or what man is there of you, who, if his son ask bread, will give him a stone? Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?".... But when my daughters asked for their own iPad, I bought them a book.

#130: Have you noticed that your procrastination gets an added boost at the end of the year? It's just way too easy to say I'll start next year.

#129: We have one of those people on our street who really decorates their house for Christmas. I am now the biggest loser dad on the block (until I meet my children's new Christmas lights standard...)