Deep Thought #15

It would bother me if I lost my shoes as often as Cinderella does. I counted three times in her self-titled movie. "Hey, get some laces already!"

Deep Thought #14

You know, Beauty and the Beast would have ended a lot differently if Gaston shot the Beast with his shot gun and not with his bow and arrow...

Deep Thought #13

Since Gaston can juggle five eggs, I think Belle should at least think about reconsidering a life with him...

Deep Thought #12

A Publix employee offered to carry my three grocery bags to my car. It was the first time in my whole life. So after about 80 times shopping there (I checked my expenses record), I finally felt like a customer. I guess they were profiling me all these times...and they were right, because I said "No thank you." like I was insulted.