#81: Talking about General Conference...

John: Who is this guy?

Anya: President Monson

John: And who is this guy?

Anya: I don't know.

John: President Eyring.

Anya: Oh. President Eyring.

John: And who is this guy?

Anya: I don't know.

John: President Uchtdorf

Anya: Oh. President oof-dork.

#80: Being the tallest one in my family, I feel that I get more than my share of spider webs in my face. The other females in my family just never clear the path up that high when walking through trees...

#79: "The Facebooking, Facebooking, Facebooking trend,
A friend can't user, but a user can friend,
When will this social fad finally end?
The Facebooking, Facebooking, Facebooking trend."

- one of the stanzas from a poem in my book about the book called "Tao of Pooh."

#78: Have you ever wanted to eat something but you didn't feel like eating anything from any of the basic food groups except from the candy group?

#77: It's kind of awkward to get upset with your kids for being too loud while listening to General Conference while the speaker is talking about being good parents...

#76: You know it's a boring NCAA basketball championship game when you start finding the weather and the storm system cutting across Georgia more interesting on TV.

#75: I ran into a guy this morning in my car. I decided to just drive away while mouthing the words "April Fool's!" I hope he's okay with it...

#74: If you are a whale, I assume you would have to like seafood.