#73: When someone cuts someone else off while driving, everyone feels good about themselves. The person behind is proud for being such a philanthropist for "letting" the other person in, and the other person is proud that they are such a good driver and can "slip right into" the traffic. Moral of story: Always cut each other off and make everyone feel good!

#72: I think surveyors are just closet graffiti artists who realized they had to make a living. Those guys spray paint all over nice sidewalks, roads and walls and get paid for it... and they always seem to use more than enough paint.

#71: The results are in: By myself, I take the garbage out once a week. With the entire family, almost every day. The frequency is highly correlated with diaper usage.