#128: I thought she was singing "I came in like a rainbow" until today. At first I thought I was weird for not knowing and then, soon after, I thought: No, I'm not a wacko at all... 

#127: If Canada's official name was "North America" it would be rather odd. But Africa has this exact situation with one country...

#126: Witnessing the miracle of things growing in your garden is truly amazing. But what's more miraculous is that certain little girls haven't killed the little plants yet. 34th street has nothing over us!

#125: I would say it is truly serendipitous when a leak is found in your ceiling that drips directly into your toilet.

#124: It's official. As a family we would be able to keep someone else fed on the food that is spilled on the floor each day.

#123: I think it's sad that the real loser when Lance Armstrong admitted he used PEDs is the United States Postal Service. Who is going to trust the USPS now to deliver their mail? ;)

#122: Lindy was recently mistaken for a 12 year old. It was a new low for her... (And so apparently, I look like a jerk since we have three girls together...)