#70: "Dad, why do you say 'eh' at the end of your questions?" - Anya, age 4, daughter of a former Canadian

#69: Is it Valentine cookies or cookie Valentines?

#68: When police officers stop using their laptops while driving, I will stop talking on my cell phone while driving.

#67: No. They were Russians before they were Soviets. I should know because I was there... ;)