Sunday, January 30, 2011

#66: The "Sputnik Moment" happened after somebody did something... (namely the Russians). This is not a Sputnik moment. Nobody's done anything except maybe post that they watched the State of the Union address on Facebook...

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

#65: Just saw my electric bill... Can't wait until global warming actually makes a difference...

Sunday, January 23, 2011

#64: Lance, Lance, Lance... I think it's about time, eh, buddy?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

#63: I just read that Steven Tyler is going to be a judge on American Idol. So now it will go from a "terrible show" to a "really terrible show."

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

#62: I always smile when thinking about how many times I fell down on the ice on my mission in Russia.

Friday, January 14, 2011

#61: There are many things I would do to avoid death, but working for the TSA is not one of them.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

#60: HOV lanes are like real options - if you have a passenger, you have the right but not the obligation to use them. So don't jam them up when the other 6 lanes are open... actually... on second thought...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

#59: What percentage of pain do you have to be experiencing compared to someone else's pain before you can justifiably start to complain in front of them? 50% of their pain? 90% of their pain? More than 100%? ...