Deep Thought #5

I have positively reinforced myself into an interesting habit of coughing anytime I see someone smoke. I have realized it is my way of audibly telling them that they are killing all of us slowly.

Deep Thought #4

Most recently, my favorite feature on my car has become the horn. Still, I wish there were at least two levels of car horns in my car. One for "You are a terrible driver!" and the other for "You are really a terrible driver!"

Deep Thought #3

I don't think I'll ever be able to vote Democrat for the sole reason that Abraham Lincoln was not one...

Deep Thought #2

Jake Sulley's ikran is the only real loser in the movie....the "lifelong bond" is given up so quickly for the Toruk... Where's the love?

Deep Thought #1

You know I'm shopping at a ritzy Walmart when my parking spot was right beside a lamborghini.