#121: I wait all year long for the fall Daylight Savings night in order to gain an hour of sleep and then the girls are up all night crying or sick. Awesome.

#120: Playing Paintball makes sense only until the welts start hurting...

#119: No Mr. Limping Man, you should not jay-walk when you definitely can't make it across the road fast enough causing that barreling truck to screech to a halt.

#118: For me, donating anonymously is not so much about avoiding the praise of men - it's about reducing the junk mail I get from these organizations if I don't! Sheesh!

#117: It's interesting to realize that to some other world, you are an alien.

#116: If you are a clone (like Dolly the sheep) are you exempt from celebrating Mother's Day?

#115: Isn't it interesting how one's teeth never likes a new toothbrush? I think there's an object lesson in that...

#114: It's not such a bad thing when my wife only makes a so-so batch of cookies and as a result I can eat them throughout an entire week. I know this because she baked up a perfect batch today and I've gone overboard eating myself sick.

#113: True KC, when you are alone you might not be lonely, but when you are alone, you are alone...

#112: I just started my taxes and,coincidentally, just found the reason for all our fiscal problems.... "subtract the positive net integer from lines 14 to 16 without the median value of the larger of lines 28 from form 6921 or the exponential of lines 3 and one fourth divided by yourarbitrarily defined tax rate from Schedule E6." An engineer definitely did not write any of the tax form instructions.

#111: If you are a salaried employee, have you ever noticed that you have to work one extra day for free during leap year?

#110: I honestly would prefer to pay more taxes than deal with the TSA and you can guess how much I like to pay taxes...

#109: Here is something good about myself: I tend to follow the speed limit when it is snowing and the roads are icy.

#108: Having the Sabbath as the first day of the year 2012 will be great. My exercise plan starts off with a rest day...