Deep Thought #24

Confession: I really struggle giving money to a homeless man who dresses better than I do.

Deep Thought #23

On the radio I heard this: "Wow, what an unfreaking believable deal this is!..."

What do you think? Subtle wit or blatant stupidity?

Deep Thought #22

If you're not here... you're still awesome... :)

Deep Thought #21

I went to BP to fill my car up with gas at midnight because I didn't want to get knifed...

Deep Thought #20

Do you say "owl" with one syllable, two syllables, or 1.5 syllables?