Deep Thought #11

I'm so happy for Tony Dovolani! I've only seen him dance twice but I know he's back to enjoying life again! Oh, the relief it must be!

Deep Thought #10

Why doesn't Cinderella employ her bird and mouse friends to do ALL her chores? After all, she has them make her bed, shine her shoes, and let's them do some sewing. Why not try extending their tasks to washing dishes and laundry?

Deep Thought #9

Well, I picked Duke to go all the way and so I ended up winning my March Madness bracket competition. (But I'll never say how many bracket groups I had to join. However, I can say it's greater than four and less than six.)

Deep Thought #8

If you are a mermaid (or a merman) and you become a human, is it an unwritten rule that you can never eat seafood again?

Deep Thought #7

Ahhh, the wonderful sights of spring... The time of year when all my homeless friends leave their homes again for six months and live in the park beside my school...

Deep Thought #6

You know you're in the wrong neighborhood when you see pirates riding around on unicycles in the middle of March...