#118: For me, donating anonymously is not so much about avoiding the praise of men - it's about reducing the junk mail I get from these organizations if I don't! Sheesh!

#117: It's interesting to realize that to some other world, you are an alien.

#116: If you are a clone (like Dolly the sheep) are you exempt from celebrating Mother's Day?

#115: Isn't it interesting how one's teeth never likes a new toothbrush? I think there's an object lesson in that...

#114: It's not such a bad thing when my wife only makes a so-so batch of cookies and as a result I can eat them throughout an entire week. I know this because she baked up a perfect batch today and I've gone overboard eating myself sick.

#113: True KC, when you are alone you might not be lonely, but when you are alone, you are alone...

#112: I just started my taxes and,coincidentally, just found the reason for all our fiscal problems.... "subtract the positive net integer from lines 14 to 16 without the median value of the larger of lines 28 from form 6921 or the exponential of lines 3 and one fourth divided by yourarbitrarily defined tax rate from Schedule E6." An engineer definitely did not write any of the tax form instructions.