Deep Thought #15

It would bother me if I lost my shoes as often as Cinderella does. I counted three times in her self-titled movie. "Hey, get some laces already!"

Deep Thought #14

You know, Beauty and the Beast would have ended a lot differently if Gaston shot the Beast with his shot gun and not with his bow and arrow...

Deep Thought #13

Since Gaston can juggle five eggs, I think Belle should at least think about reconsidering a life with him...

Deep Thought #12

A Publix employee offered to carry my three grocery bags to my car. It was the first time in my whole life. So after about 80 times shopping there (I checked my expenses record), I finally felt like a customer. I guess they were profiling me all these times...and they were right, because I said "No thank you." like I was insulted.

Deep Thought #11

I'm so happy for Tony Dovolani! I've only seen him dance twice but I know he's back to enjoying life again! Oh, the relief it must be!

Deep Thought #10

Why doesn't Cinderella employ her bird and mouse friends to do ALL her chores? After all, she has them make her bed, shine her shoes, and let's them do some sewing. Why not try extending their tasks to washing dishes and laundry?

Deep Thought #9

Well, I picked Duke to go all the way and so I ended up winning my March Madness bracket competition. (But I'll never say how many bracket groups I had to join. However, I can say it's greater than four and less than six.)