#122: Lindy was recently mistaken for a 12 year old. It was a new low for her... (And so apparently, I look like a jerk since we have three girls together...)

#121: I wait all year long for the fall Daylight Savings night in order to gain an hour of sleep and then the girls are up all night crying or sick. Awesome.

#120: Playing Paintball makes sense only until the welts start hurting...

#119: No Mr. Limping Man, you should not jay-walk when you definitely can't make it across the road fast enough causing that barreling truck to screech to a halt.

#118: For me, donating anonymously is not so much about avoiding the praise of men - it's about reducing the junk mail I get from these organizations if I don't! Sheesh!

#117: It's interesting to realize that to some other world, you are an alien.

#116: If you are a clone (like Dolly the sheep) are you exempt from celebrating Mother's Day?