#115: Isn't it interesting how one's teeth never likes a new toothbrush? I think there's an object lesson in that...

#114: It's not such a bad thing when my wife only makes a so-so batch of cookies and as a result I can eat them throughout an entire week. I know this because she baked up a perfect batch today and I've gone overboard eating myself sick.

#113: True KC, when you are alone you might not be lonely, but when you are alone, you are alone...

#112: I just started my taxes and,coincidentally, just found the reason for all our fiscal problems.... "subtract the positive net integer from lines 14 to 16 without the median value of the larger of lines 28 from form 6921 or the exponential of lines 3 and one fourth divided by yourarbitrarily defined tax rate from Schedule E6." An engineer definitely did not write any of the tax form instructions.

#111: If you are a salaried employee, have you ever noticed that you have to work one extra day for free during leap year?

#110: I honestly would prefer to pay more taxes than deal with the TSA and you can guess how much I like to pay taxes...

#109: Here is something good about myself: I tend to follow the speed limit when it is snowing and the roads are icy.