#107: Santa Claus gave Austria something she didn't want in her stocking. He's such an idiot.

Merry Christmas!

#106: What? Utah State is in a football bowl game today? Why didn't anyone tell me?... Oh.

#105: I was looking at an advertisement for the dollar store and felt it was a waste of ink to put the price of every item in their ad... Maybe I'm the only *one* who can remember *one* number...Oh yeah.... You got that *one*... :)

#104: I forgot my belt today and my pants keep falling off... Okay, not true, but I did forget my belt today...

#103: Should it really be called Black Friday if starts on Thursday?

#102: I really want my girls to join the "Occupy" protests. I want their's to be called "Occupy Our Beds At Night."

#101: We have fruit flies in our house. The best way I know of to get rid of fruit flies is to invite a high school biology class over for a lab. Those kids can never keep them alive for the duration of the assignment.