#73: When someone cuts someone else off while driving, everyone feels good about themselves. The person behind is proud for being such a philanthropist for "letting" the other person in, and the other person is proud that they are such a good driver and can "slip right into" the traffic. Moral of story: Always cut each other off and make everyone feel good!

#72: I think surveyors are just closet graffiti artists who realized they had to make a living. Those guys spray paint all over nice sidewalks, roads and walls and get paid for it... and they always seem to use more than enough paint.

#71: The results are in: By myself, I take the garbage out once a week. With the entire family, almost every day. The frequency is highly correlated with diaper usage.

#70: "Dad, why do you say 'eh' at the end of your questions?" - Anya, age 4, daughter of a former Canadian

#69: Is it Valentine cookies or cookie Valentines?

#68: When police officers stop using their laptops while driving, I will stop talking on my cell phone while driving.

#67: No. They were Russians before they were Soviets. I should know because I was there... ;)