#64: Lance, Lance, Lance... I think it's about time, eh, buddy?
Thursday, January 20, 2011
#63: I just read that Steven Tyler is going to be a judge on American Idol. So now it will go from a "terrible show" to a "really terrible show."
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
#62: I always smile when thinking about how many times I fell down on the ice on my mission in Russia.
Friday, January 14, 2011
#61: There are many things I would do to avoid death, but working for the TSA is not one of them.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
#60: HOV lanes are like real options - if you have a passenger, you have the right but not the obligation to use them. So don't jam them up when the other 6 lanes are open... actually... on second thought...
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
#59: What percentage of pain do you have to be experiencing compared to someone else's pain before you can justifiably start to complain in front of them? 50% of their pain? 90% of their pain? More than 100%? ...
Thursday, December 30, 2010
#58: Today marks the first white Christmas in Atlanta since 1882. I wasn't living in Atlanta at the time, but then again, I wasn't living at the time.
