Deep Thought #7

Ahhh, the wonderful sights of spring... The time of year when all my homeless friends leave their homes again for six months and live in the park beside my school...

Deep Thought #6

You know you're in the wrong neighborhood when you see pirates riding around on unicycles in the middle of March...

Deep Thought #5

I have positively reinforced myself into an interesting habit of coughing anytime I see someone smoke. I have realized it is my way of audibly telling them that they are killing all of us slowly.

Deep Thought #4

Most recently, my favorite feature on my car has become the horn. Still, I wish there were at least two levels of car horns in my car. One for "You are a terrible driver!" and the other for "You are really a terrible driver!"

Deep Thought #3

I don't think I'll ever be able to vote Democrat for the sole reason that Abraham Lincoln was not one...

Deep Thought #2

Jake Sulley's ikran is the only real loser in the movie....the "lifelong bond" is given up so quickly for the Toruk... Where's the love?

Deep Thought #1

You know I'm shopping at a ritzy Walmart when my parking spot was right beside a lamborghini.